Little Donuts' Dictionary, June 2009 Edition

assball [as bawl] see also assbulb - noun - A brownish-black solid or semisolid mixture of bitumens obtained from native deposits or as a petroleum byproduct, used in paving, roofing, and waterproofing: Is that black stuff on the parking lot assball?


handcuffs [hand kuhfs] - noun - a device to hold a cup or other drinking vessel: Can we take our drinks in the car and put them in the handcuffs?

nog [nog] - verb - to make a slight, quick downward bending forward of the head, as in assent, greeting, or command: If the answer is yes, nog your head.


potroastes [pot rohst uhz] - noun, pl. -Any of numerous oval, flat-bodied insects of the family Blattidae, including several species that are common household pests: What do potroastes look like?

power lines [pou-er laynz] –noun - a series of chairs suspended from an endless cable driven by motors, for conveying skiers up the side of a slope, and often found at amusement parks: I can't wait to ride the power lines!

tardon [tahr dn] - verb - to make courteous allowance for or to excuse: Tardon me, do you know what time it is?

university [yoo-nuh-vur-si-tee] see also anniversity - noun - the yearly recurrence of the date of a past event: Happy fortieth university, Grandma and Grandpa!

words [wurdz] - noun, pl. - something awarded, as payments or medals: We're having a words assembly tomorrow at school.